People of BP! This conversation really took off. Thanks for that! I have read every response - 106 so far - and some of you are nuts. Me too. I dig it.
My business partner saw this thread and pointed out that I should have been more transparent about the fact that I'm already retired - and not from success in real estate. I had a good deal of professional success in my pre-real estate career, but mostly I married well and my wife's (much much more) success changed the game for me. Nobody ever puts that in their 6 Steps to, Nineteen Ways to, 47 Ideas for books. It'll be the whole first chapter of mine - maybe even the whole book.
Chapter 1
Marry for love and then find out about the money.
Anyway obviously y'all are way ahead of me on this path. I've only done two deals so far and both were as much luck as acumen. (Probably more luck, actually.) We met the right people who needed fast money more than they needed full price. We're launching this REI business because we're excited about the possibilities and because, now that I'm spending more time at home, if I don't stop driving my wife crazy around the house I won't live to see my next deal.
All of that is beside the point, mostly I stopped back in to say thanks for all the perspectives and all the (mostly) friendly guidance. Except for that one guy who told me to keep living like a slave if I didn't like cutting my expenses. Somebody hug that guy. Keep up the good work, BP! I'm learning a ton.