Quote from @Caroline Gerardo:
This is her second time with this scam. https://twitter.com/9mm_smg/status/1710065763569057807
Take drum lessons, Steve Moore can only come at 11:00 PM and 5 AM to teach. Your son is breeding frogs from the Amazon that smell like feces. Your doctor said to do karaoke or sing the Sound of Music wearing goth clothing on the rooftop to calm all health problem. Get a boyfriend who needs to use the leaf blower to dry his hair. Develop a fetich for solicitors who door knock.
Let's keep this going. I'd ask the attorney what would happen if I:
-invited sex offenders, felons, amd gangsters to come party in the yard near the ADU where the tenant has to walk past on a regular basis
-spray painted all the windows on the ADU black to save on cooling costs, make it more california eco friendly
-got some of those nonstop-barking dogs, the kind that bark if the moon moves too fast or the leaves rustle too much
-turned off utilities to the ADU
-painted the whole ADU with images of Satan and 666, sat in the yard lighting candles with a bunch of people who looked like Marilyn Manson, doing sayonces every night by the ADU
-built a tall flight of stairs up and down at all doors to the ADU. Grocery day would suck.
-installed 7 deadbolts to all adu doors, all taking different keys, crime is on the rise