You are all awesome and I sincerely appreciate the guidance and correction, even the "what on earth are you thinking?!?" type responses help validate what I was thinking. The reality is that I keep looking in this area (Fort Wayne specifically) and with quick back of the napkin math, literally everything fails to cashflow using the same #'s and %'s I provided in the OP. So when I found something that looked like it could cash flow and it happened to be a lot of doors, I got excited. Where I am today I know full well that I need to find a SF or small MF and start there; finding so few that would cash flow from the start is discouraging but makes perfect sense: if it were easy/automatic, literally everyone would do it.
May end up needing to be a separate post, but in light of everything I'm finding, at least if I'm trying to stay very local to me, it looks like there are a lot of C/D type properties that I could buy, if they have the square footage, I could invest in adding a room, doing some minor rehab, then likely be able to rent it in such a way that it cash flows. Other than the 1-2br/1ba class C's in the rougher parts of town, there are then the nicer SF homes that have already been fixed up/staged and they look super nice but are carrying a hefty price tag where cash flowing is unlikely and there's not much value to add.
If I were to say I could bring ~$50k cash in the next 3 months to a deal, starting with the assumption that it's preferable to have my first deal fairly local and I live in Auburn, IN... Is that enough to get started well? I am very aware that I need to build my team of 4, but it feels like I should know what city first (again, options within 3 hours would be: Fort Wayne - if super-local is best to start, Chicago, Indianapolis, Cincy, Columbus, Detroit, Frankenmuth -- maybe good for STR?). I love what I saw when I visited Columbus, but to be real with everyone... the hype has me worried; in the stock market I believe in buying always but more aggressively when there is fear and I tap the breaks when there's such rampant optimism.
@Carlos Ptriawan - I appreciate the guidance and you are correct that I do not have any experience yet; as such I am certain that the property in question was outside of my means, which I've been assisted in realizing. That said, I do have other very passive investments as you outline and that is great advice as well. I am hoping to acquire a few properties directly as well both as an opportunity to learn and in hopes of growing it into something more... gotta get started somewhere!
@Bryan F. - Very interested in discussing what you know about the property if you'd be open to connecting more privately. If nothing else, I would love to hear about and meet the current property manager if they do a good job as I cannot imagine that I'll never buy any property in my hometown.