thanks so much for all the info/advice so far. I see my options are limited, but had one last idea that maybe someone could assist with, maybe I'm crazy to even think this could work?
Yes, our main issue is the wife and I aren't as young as we used to be, and I'm a disabled vet, plus we have too much stuff in our tiny townhome. I don't want to get a storage unit and move things there to show our house to sell, and can't store much in the garage as summertime in vegas (it's already in the 110s so inside a garage gotta be 120s). We just want to move out of this house to a new home, then spritz this one up a bit to get the most outta the sale.
Is there anywhere one can find a private personal lender? Maybe be able to borrow $250,000 for a few months and I'll guarantee payback with an interest rate of their choosing and a specific date? I guess what I'm looking for is a legal loan shark, do people like this exist?
This way the 250k I borrow from them won't be shown on my credit report, I can get a VA home loan for another 250k, buy our foreverhome for 500k, sell the townhome once moved for 400k, then pay off the personal investor loan for 250k + interest. We go right from townhome to new place, don't have to rent townhome back after sale, don't have to move anywhere temporarily, no storage units, etc.
thanks in advance!