As an agent: A raccoon came out from under a bench in a foreclosure and walked through the room and out the door to the other room in a huff like he owned the place & we were interrupting
As a homeowner: I bought a house decorated with wicker, clown paintings and mirrors (tripled in value since 2012)
As an investor: I had a tenant who wasn't paying her rent. I had to swing by to fix something- this was in like 2008... we were on the verge of evicting and she had a flat screen TV. In 2008. I still had a CRT. Anyway, I said something like "How can you afford a flat screen TV when you can't afford rent?" she said "Girl, you know when you get a little money from your tax return, you gotta get yourself a lil somethin' somethin'. Know what I'm saying?" I replied "Girl you gotta pay your rent or I'm going to evict your sorry ***." I was young, naive, new to real estate, and I think I almost puked with nerves when I walked out, totally out of my comfort zone.