Thank you all for the well wishing.
I guess I have to tell the Housing Authority story now.
I was there to give in a Tenancy Approval Packet and after waiting in line for 15 minutes, I was told that I cannot hand in the packet because I also need a signed Notice To Vacate. I asked why that was never needed and suddenly it is and I got the brush off "Thats just the way it is". When I asked why it wasn't on the document checklist, she shrugged and didn't say anything. There was a landlord right behind me with the same beef, so we held up the line for an extra ten minutes demanding to know which big wig downtown we need to speak to to "get the Housing Authority to shape up". She gave us a name and we left, thinking more about the notice to vacate than actually going to speak to a higher-up. Because of my 5 foot radius rule, I chatted this landlord up in the elevator, it turned out we had a mutual acquaintance and we spoke in the lobby for about a half hour about different ideas and projects, during which time this same Housing Authority official that dealt with us walked through the lobby and saw us talking. I looked at her and said "Oh boy are we gonna take care of THIS!!" with a straight face and continued "strategizing".
Didn't think anything of it until I walked in two days later. The same lady was sitting at the desk and she seemed to suddenly sit up straight and give me a big smile. "Hello Sir!" she beamed. Weird, I thought. After a minute of processing the papers she looked up and said, "Who did you speak to??"...I said "about what?"...she said "well, the day after you said you were going to complain, Ms Stuart (the head honcho) walked in and gave us all a memo stating that we dont need the exact documents that you and your friend were complaining about the other day. How did you do it?!".
"Well, sometimes you gotta just take charge. Im tired of the HA slacking off and I decided to do something about it"
"But how did you even get to Ms Stuart? How did you get past her assistant? Why did she listen to you??"
"Lets just say we've got juice."
"Can you get me a raise?"
"How long have you worked here for?"
"Almost a year now"
"Let me know when you hit 18 months"
"Oh, I will!"
Well, this lady doesn't whisper, so all the staff in that room was kinda just staring at me. As I walked out, I could hear them mumbling about me.
Needless to say, every time I walk in there now, whether for pick up or drop off, I get VIP treatment, they bend a lot of rules for me without me even needing to ask and they trip over themselves to help me. They now call me "Mr Jake" and one lady keeps offering me coffee.
Yea...we got juice.
Steve, I got private investors for the fourth house plus three more. I'm making just under 40% ROI, but I pitch investors at 25% net split 50/50. Under promise, over deliver.