@Dan Riley
well... given all the constraints you posted, unless something changes or you change something, your options are limited.
it looks like you posted 3 years ago asking about turnkey properties. with limited time, and you believing / saying you "can't" invest locally... that might be your primary option. but... with prices and rates the way they are, I would strongly caution you.
say you use the available capital you have to buy a turnkey in the midwest, and you find a great team and great tenants, and you net $200-300 a month. so what? at that point you're done until you save up enough for your next one, right?
i know this is heresy on a real estate forum, but... with $70K, you can earn $3500 a year nearly risk free in a savings account. it's not clear to me, given your current life situation, that buying a property thousands of miles away just to net less than that makes a ton of sense. there are plenty of threads on BP, if you look for them, about people who bought that wonderful midwest property only to get immediately crushed by Capex. yes, the risk of this happening is way less with a reputable turnkey provider, but it's never 0.
if you had more time and didn't have a newborn. i'd give different advice =)
feel free to respond here or DM me if you want to discuss more. i know this isn't what you want to hear. it's just a tough market right now.