@Andrew B., unfortunately it is not possible for me to get down there. I am a full-time graduate student, work full-time, and also manage four of my properties as ST/AirBnB rentals (tons of work).
Many have suggested speaking with a professional, and while that is sound advice, I was hoping for some clever tips that maybe some of you have used in the past. I know lots of us have been through the eviction process, and thought I might hear some funny/interesting stories.
What I've learned over the course of the day is that these people have a particular issue with ME buying the house. They somehow feel that I am taking advantage of them, even though they have NO stake in the house, and my mom is getting more out of the deal than she paid. Also, she'll get to live with us for free and have the added benefit of us finding her an income-producing property. In addition to that, we've offered to give them time and money to settle into a new place, which will allow them to move closer to work (currently a 45 minute, one-way commute). It's a win-win-win and I cannot see their side of the argument at all, as they have never paid a tax bill, insurance payment, repair bill, or even any rent.
Anyway, since their issue is with ME, my mom told them that we backed out of the deal because we didn't want the headache of buying a house that was 6 hours away. She told them that she took the next-best deal (85k v. 100k) instead and they were pleased with that. They are now willing to vacate by the end of March. So they have the same time frame to vacate the property, but will receive no financial assistance from us. Their expectation now is that my mom will take that 85k (less 20k for tax) and buy them ALL a new house to live in, BUT they want the new house in THEIR name. First of all, good luck finding a 3/2 house near Austin, TX that is in livable condition for an all-in amount of $65k. Second of all, why would it be in their name? So at this point, we're all just playing along and once they get moved into an apartment (they think it's short-term until my mom finds a house to buy them...) we'll all just bail and block their numbers.
So even though it feels a little more secure, it's all still hanging on them actually finding an apartment and moving. And they have no money to pay a deposit/etc, so we will probably still be paying the moving expenses for them, just under some other crazy made-up story to appease them.
Real estate, so fun!