I just posted it on another BP thread, Tenant Applicants Say The Dumbest Things. I would rephrase that to be, Facebook Marketplace applicants say the dumbest things!
Example 1:
(And yes, the address and name of the complex are in the listing)
Robin: I don't see a unit number in the listing. I want to do some research and send it to my realtor.
Me: "I don't post the unit number until I have pre-qualified a tenant to go see it. I'm the owner and don't work with realtors."
Robin: That's unfortunate. I'm relocating to that area and know nothing about it other than I work there.
Me, thinking: Hmmmm, this might end up on Bigger Pockets; let's see where it goes.
Robin: My best friend Mother's a realtor. I would like to scout the areas for us, including past history of the apartments. They're just looking out for us, but without a unit number they wouldn't be able to look it up. I have to say, the idea of working with a landlord who refuses to work with a realtor is off-putting to say the least. Can I ask why you decided not to?
Me, thinking: Yup, definitely a good post for this thread! Let's continue. "I've never needed a realtor to rent a condo. What past history are you looking for?"
Robin: There are only four units on the MLS and none of them are yours oh, so you definitely haven't posted it. To be honest, I'm looking for background on whoever the landlord or management company is. The last two places I rented had terrible landlords that weren't even located in South Florida so anytime we needed something it would take days to get a response let alone a solution. Also, to find out what kind of History the unit itself has. If there was ever a flood, fire, crime reported there in, etc etc. I have a 5 year old son I need to worry about silly things like mold in the walls, having them do all that background for me lets me ask the right questions.
Me, thinking: I'm done responding, but this is definitely going on BP!
Robin: Not that it matters, we really like yours because you would allow dogs and for his birthday this year we're planning on getting him his first dog, but to be honest this is already more trouble than it's worth considering their other units. I can appreciate you taking the time to speak to me, but I'm sure you won't I have a problem finding tenants, the photos you posted are lovely. If we decide Dragon passed by the community and look at units without my realtor I'll reach out to you, but like I said I live in West Kendall and won't be driving an hour north to just wander neighborhoods blindly.
Me, thinking: How much trouble did it take for him to type all this, plus it's probably not worth mentioning the unit's multiple murder/flood/fire/mold issue (just kidding) in a town he works in but knows nothing about. And I have no idea what he meant by Dragon.