Heathens!
I keep thinking I've seen it all in the rental property business. Then, I realized again today that I had not.
In yesterday's blog, I described how many low income tenants act crazy during the summer. When June arrives, so does STUPID! After an incident last evening, I decided to go to the police station today to pick up the recent police reports for two of my low income apartment buildings. I was pleased to find out that there have been VERY few incidents - only 5 in the past 2 months and most of those incidents didn't even involve my tenants. However, one of the reports illustrates what a freak show low income tenants can become when the weather warms up!
CAUTION: If you are easily offended, don't read the rest of this blog.
The following is the EXACT text from the police report: (these are two of my tenants) "Steven and Jessica were arguing with each other because Steven wanted Jessica to "perform oral sex on him" and she would not do it. Steven told Jessica he "would find someone that would do it", and Jessica got mad at him for saying that and they argued. Nothing physical, all verbal. Steven is legally blind so he called a friend to pick him up to leave for the night. All calm on Ofc departure".
comment: I didn't even know that having a girfriend (or wife) refuse sex was a criminal offense. I guess that men can now call 911 if their wife/girfriend says no!!! lol!
I don't know what else to say - UNBELIEVABLE!!! It's a freak show out there!!!
In yesterday's blog, I described how many low income tenants act crazy during the summer. When June arrives, so does STUPID! After an incident last evening, I decided to go to the police station today to pick up the recent police reports for two of my low income apartment buildings. I was pleased to find out that there have been VERY few incidents - only 5 in the past 2 months and most of those incidents didn't even involve my tenants. However, one of the reports illustrates what a freak show low income tenants can become when the weather warms up!
CAUTION: If you are easily offended, don't read the rest of this blog.
The following is the EXACT text from the police report: (these are two of my tenants) "Steven and Jessica were arguing with each other because Steven wanted Jessica to "perform oral sex on him" and she would not do it. Steven told Jessica he "would find someone that would do it", and Jessica got mad at him for saying that and they argued. Nothing physical, all verbal. Steven is legally blind so he called a friend to pick him up to leave for the night. All calm on Ofc departure".
comment: I didn't even know that having a girfriend (or wife) refuse sex was a criminal offense. I guess that men can now call 911 if their wife/girfriend says no!!! lol!
I don't know what else to say - UNBELIEVABLE!!! It's a freak show out there!!!
Comments (8)
Everyone that has low income tenants experiences these same things. I have friends with low income rentals who don't screen their tenants and some of the incidents they have had make mine look tame. I've posted this before, but I had one inherited crack addict two or three years ago that called the police when he gave a dealer money for drugs and didn't get the drugs! I still have that police report!!! If I ever write another book, I intend to include these police reports.
Michael Rossi, about 15 years ago
You continue to amaze me with your stories, Mike.
Joshua Dorkin, about 15 years ago
Dory, If Josh ever creates ( I almost said "comes up" but that could have been Pun Intended considering this particular blog ) a "best of" here on BP I'm totally giving you a thumbs up ( I almost said a big thumbs up, but that could be mis-construed as well ) geeeez no matter how you try to word it, it's always going to be funny to us guys!! anyways thanks for the laugh Dory
Nick J., about 15 years ago
I'm tempted to say that sucks, but then again maybe it didn't. :D
Dory Peters, about 15 years ago
wait a second..........................you mean to tell me that the blind guy called the cops on his g/f for not polishing the door knob? R U Serious? how does he even know it's her and not her "swings on the other side of the tree" friend? too funny!
Nick J., about 15 years ago
You should start filming for a reality show!
Account Closed, about 15 years ago
That's the low income rental business!
Michael Rossi, about 15 years ago
Comedy Central - Mike's tenants. Yuck!
Will Barnard, about 15 years ago