Top 10 New Year resolutions for Fat Cat Investors

10.  Stop relying on Jackson to light those cigars, it's time for Franklin.

9.  Get a membership to a second luxury gym so you don't have to work out with your spouse.

8.  Adopt a child from Rwanda and hire a Harvard grad to raise them for you in the carriage house only 1 mile from your primary residence.

7.  Buy a drone to film yourself flying your helicopter over the Himalayas. 

6.  Have a ghost writer publish a book for you, but only read the sales stats.

5.  Donate enough money to have a wing at the local hospital named after you.

4.  Sell your private jet and use the profits to buy a bigger one.

3.  Buy a Caribbean island and build a dock large enough for your luxury yacht.

2.  Build the worlds most elusive, technical, and majestic golf course and control membership.

.....................................And the number one New Year resolution for a fat cat investor is...............

#1.  Buy Detroit!