Miss USA for my Birthday!!!

[Rich Weese]

Today I'm a svelte, mean 64 year old! Wifey took me to Miss America Pageant least night. WOW!!! I've never seen so many beautiful and TALL women in one place in my life. All the contestants, all the Miss Teen USA contestants that compete in Bahamas in a few weeks were there, and what seems like every other woman in the audience was really decked out and gorgeous. Spectacular evening.

I even said hi to The Donald.........Not sure he heard me-since he was on the front row and I WASN'T!!! Miss Rhode Island won but Miss Texas or Georgia should've. Miss Georgia is the daughter of Dominique Wilkens, and was tall and gorgeous. We sat next to the mother of Miss Florida Teen USA and got the skinny on pageants etc. Did you know that almost every contestant had hair extensions at the cost of nearly $3000 each time! Unbelievable.

A thoroughly fun way to spend an evening and VERY easy for an old fart to stay awake.

Rich