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It will happen in 2012
The world will end as we own it.
Thousands of property managers place here by ancient aliens will surface from the bowels of the earth. They will infiltrate and already incompetent property manager base to further screw up hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of rental properties. They will rent to "sleeper" zombies (also placed here by aliens) who will commence to eat walls and electric wiring of properties.
Horrified, rental property owners will dump millions of properties onto an already depressed market. However, no security deposits will be forthcoming! To their dismay, owners will discover that these hordes of incompetent, alien placed property managers NEVER COLLECTED ANY!
Rental properties will be TORCHED by owners! This will virtually destroy the rental property base of the country. With no where to live, section 8's and other renter vermin will take over the land. Roaming and pillaging the assets of corporate jet owners, and people making over 200k a year. These "fat cats" will pick up and emigrate to Australia and New Zealand.
How it ends will be anyone's guess. But it won't be pretty! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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