the best eviction

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evicted a set of retards earlier this week. usually, the tenants are smart enough to know that if they aren't paying the judgment off, to roll out with anything they care about or its gone. As per usual, my eviction guy shows up with trash out crew to meet the sheriff. I didn't get any money for the judgment from them and wasn't expecting to, so I felt coming full force was warranted as they more than likely would have left....as it turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong. They're all sitting inside with all of their stuff still remaining as if nothing were going to happen.  the sheriff proceeds to move every last one of them out and once complete my eviction guy informs me that a virtual goldmine of stuff remain in the house. FYI: legally, once an eviction occurs all items in the house are considered "abandoned property" and belong to the landlord....needless to say I rushed over there before any of my trashout guys took anything. I got a 55 lcd, a bose speaker, 2 thin ps3s, 35 games, 2x 25 inch 1080p hp computer monitors, and more tools than I can handle.....including a dewalt grinder and sawzaw, a huge bolt cutter, countless handtools, and a Freon manifold gauge.......the best however, was that by looking at one of the tool bags, he was braking into vacant houses and stealing (which some of my places have been subjected to).....now I get to steal from one of them, legally...hahaha

the story improves from there though. As my trash out crew are riding of everything else I didn't already take....the retarded tenant shows back up and locks herself in the bedroom with her boyfriend, screaming and yelling. My trash out crew on site tells me about it and I call the police to have these idiots removed. the police show up, speak to me on the phone once there and then proceed upstairs to speak to the former tenants in the upstairs bedroom.....apparently, when the cop opens the door ....these two idiots are rolling a blunt!!!. arrests them on site.....I swear you can't make this stuff up.