Funniest Tenant Quotes & Encounters

[Blake Garcia]

Last week I stopped by a property to drop late notices and talked to my usual 6 year old, rock throwing, trampoline jumping, terror of a kid. 

The following conversation happened.

Kid: Hey, What're you doing. (Riding his bike in circles, about to hit my truck)

Me: Dropping off mail for some people.

Kid: My mom's car is gonna get repoed.

Me: Why's that? (Fully knowing the reason since they are not good at paying their bills.)

Kid: I don't know, but it's cool. The damn window wont even roll up. (Now hanging on the side of my truck by my window trying to rock the truck.)

Me: Silence... Trying to keep a straight face and holding back laughs.

Kid: Hey..... Why are you so fat? (Now turning my steering wheel while hanging from it)

Me: I don't get to play as much as I used to.

I hate the situation that some families are in, but I realize that I was probably the only normal functioning adult that he would talk to that day. I enjoy talking to the kids and adults as equals and the respect that I shows allows me to fill almost all vacancies by referral.