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Damon Aniton
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Just a good laugh

Damon Aniton
  • New Orleans, LA
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I love some of these listings out there these days.  It is almost as if these sellers and realtors think people dont know how to add :)

"Excellent income producing 4 plex.  All units are 20 sqft studios rented for 100/mo.  Asking $1,000,000 firm.  This property wont last long"

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Damon Aniton
  • New Orleans, LA
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Damon Aniton
  • New Orleans, LA
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Quote from @Johnny Quilenderino:

As an agent, I did an instagram post about "real estate code words" 

Wont last long - you will see it next year!

Needs a little landscaping - it is a jungle, bring the Rock and his sharpest knife

Needs TLC - bring your contractor and expect full gut

I had fun, did two videos of it, I had to make fun of my fellow agents 


 Yea it is all a game.  I get it.  I just always get a laugh when they say cash flowing property.  They give all the numbers.  And they are clearly falling short of cash flowing.

Why not just throw the listing out there and let the bodies hit the floor.

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