best comeback toward angry people?

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what has been your best comeback toward someone who you sent a letter and they call back and go RAH RAH RAH DONT EVER SEND ME A LETTER TRYING TO BUY MY HOUSE!

i forget where i read it but so far mine is "do you get this mad when dominoes sends you a coupon asking you to buy their pizza?" .  i have yet to use it.

usually i just like to poke some fun at them a little bit to get them more worked up but i dont do anything mean.

you need a story to go along with it. whats the funniest thing you have heard them yell at you for?