Intros are to tell people about who you are and what your background is, not to be used to promote your business.  

Is there a possible partnership with another company / venue / event promoter who can show a longer track record to remove that obstacle?

What are some legal ways we could keep the house and still qualify for home health care or even a nursing home?

My background previous to real estate was promotional product sales and now I currently own a print design company which helps to brand businesses and non-profits with print material (business cards, brochures, flyers, etc.).

I have two parents whose health is declining.

I must get out for my mental health.  

@Brandon Turner really promotes the idea of buying a duplex up to four plex with an FHA loan.

trust @Hattie Dizmond  on this one  ;)learning to strategically disengage from your business is a great skill for long term mental (and relationship) health

Just be careful to plan it correctly.Based on your figures you'd have to come in with a substantial amount of cash to pay down your loan to 75% of appraisal in order to "take out," or refinance out of the FHA loan.One solution beyond having a grip of cash is to buy the fourplex considerably under-market but the likelihood of that is two fold because you have to abide by the "health and safety," standards of FHA financing which can be daunting at times when looking at REO's, auction sales, and etc.Best of Luck,

@John Baker, what I mean is that as an investor your business card just as all of your marketing should promote what you do; help alleviate pain from home owners with distressed properties.