But thanks though.So, to summarize:You came here to BiggerPockets for the sole purpose of bashing another training program and telling us about a new, secret nationwide program you're part of with a huge community, but that doesn't like to be publicized and the only way in is through you, someone who gains nothing from making these referrals.Typically, as a moderator, I'd remove these types of ridiculous posts, but I think leaving this here will prove valuable to others in the future that happen to be researching you and your program. 

These are ridiculous questions and part of the reason why you are getting some of the feedback you are getting - because some oil stains in the driveway of a run of the mill rental are not a big enough deal to start conflict and start making ultimatums that could force you into taking on the cost of a turnover.

If you want to take your bathroom concept to the next level install a hotel shower rod... another ridiculously inexpensive upgrade that tenants love.

They have 2cm thick granite for ridiculously cheap.

When I was in the Air Force a Colonel I worked for would always say "I respect someone who knows when it is time to move on", and I agree.

They said Canadian accountants charge ridiculous rates to do US accounting.

Escalation clauses are an awesome tool in a ridiculously hot market- The numbers still worked for me at 370k.

Everybody and their brother's cousin is a flipper and the money being thrown around is ridiculous.  

Credit card.Even if you found a lender to do it, flat closing costs would be a ridiculous % of loan amount.A flat $1500 origination fee is mathematically identical to 30 points upfront on a $5k loan.

One of my office staff workers and I had this discussion a few months ago - she, like I, grew up ridiculously poor, and essentially read my mind - mostly people who come from a very comfortable upbringing would think this is quaint.