I actually have a contact in my phone as "retarded lady that doesn't like my letters" as she really felt my postcards were taking up too much room in her mailbox...So after 3 calls I finally noted her phone # in my cell as "Retarded lady..."

Have google voice call your cell phone.  

was getting one of those every hour.. so they are doing a good job  they figure out who pays cash then they skip trace and somehow end up with my cell number.. 

If you are using google voice, or even your own cell phone I would make a not-so-bold prediction here and say you probably aren't having the current level of success you aspire to.

I am not giving away my primary cell number and I still receive many spam calls and even some targeted calls that were probably populated from some leaked database.

Exception are NODs/TS/ProbatesAppend the owners cell number and send a RVMAdd the list of properties to my Facebook campaign and send ads to them via Facebook.

What I'm thinking is when i use mail merge, if there's a cell in excel with the google street view picture i can use that to inbed it at the bottom of the letter. 

Suggestionstext/call all of those people in your cell phoneJoin networking groups (not REIAs).

The reality is that youll find a ton of deals in your cell phone and not have to spend a dime on any of the above mentioned marketing ideas if you would just call your friends and family and ask who they know who needs to sell. 

After the 5 day period expired, we finally got them on the phone and received a long story about how the man lost his job and was diagnosed with cancer and they wanted to move out on 12/23 to go back with his family in another city.