I’ve saved well (nothing to spend money on here), but I don’t have a car, clothes (other than what’s in my backpack), or any items in storage.

Your kindness might blow their mind.Could you go to Wal Mart or your local sporting goods store, ask them to donate a tent or two or a backpack or simply buy a couple?  

So, who was expecting to find this in their kid’s backpack?

(Just make sure the technical specs are the same too)Example:200 dollar ryobi backpack blower 510 cfm 185 mphEVERYONE hates ryobi because it is chinese but I realized early on in the field that if you maintain your equipment and baby it like the expensive Echo's and stihls it will last just the same.

Just kidding, but I do enjoy being outside (hiking, backpacking, mountain biking, dirt biking, camping, etc) which makes Colorado the perfect place for me.

For indoor spraying, particularly, consider the extra masking work needed to protect everything that you aren't painting.Many years ago, I had a Wagner "Power Painter" with a backpack for carrying paint on a ladder.

In my opinion, you have "backpack across Europe for a year" money, not enough money to retire for life.

Then they bring out a guy in cuffs and invite me in while they searched his backpack. 

MY WHY:To get off the road and spend more quality time with my family and hobbies.I've spent the last thirteen years on the road as either an adventure travel guide; guiding backpackers on camping and hiking tours all across America and Mexico, or these last eight years working production 300+ days a year for touring musicians and bands.

Here's what we ALREADY DID:1. 2 hardwood floors, resanded, then before the 3 coats of poly were added, I brought in a backpack sprayer with bleach water.