Basically I don’t want my obituary to be three sentences long saying how good I was at running machine tools .

Other than that it was messes or sneaking in pets and leaving me fleas to get eradicated.House hacking and dead roommates just don't sound right together in the same sentence, but I think we know what you meant.

There are about 65,000 investigations into this type of mortgage fraud per year, resulting in about 5,000 convictions with the average prison sentence being 18 months.

The first sentence of this post is great!

Here's the latest: Bert Whalen was sentenced Tuesday to more than 3 years in prison.Good for you for covering this story.

I’m anticipating a lot of people will be “over it” between cancellations, rising expenses, unreliable managers & cleaners, and the simple fact that people are probably overextended best -Joe This is really great info, thanks for sharing.One thing to note on the last few sentences. 

Saves his credit and reduces your sentence.

. - Second, give us a couple of sentences about yourself.

I throw a fit with all the calls from wholesalers, I get you I really do, BUT... allow me to enlighten you and I hope it will make you a better investor.The first few sentences you wrote are severely off-putting to me. 

But all of you in turn jump on a person who offered a 1 sentence of advice which is relevant and does exist in Real Estate, but then make it out that I am the one who did something wrong?