Meeting some applicants at the units I show, leaves me shaking my head like ah hell no!

This part is really annoying (I can see you all shaking your collective heads yup right now) especially when you have a lot to wipe down.

There are going to be more fed-up landlords, divorces, foreclosures, etc than you can shake a stick at. 

Then they get divorced, and want to rent a place from me, and I'm telling em there scary as hell HIGH risk, and they just don't get it, shake there head saying but, but, but they make a ton. yeah, they do, AND they have spent 3 tons.

I will lay siege to the gods and shake up the world

Shake it off and readjust.

Here's my answer...all the time:  I shake my head in disbelief, look up to the Heavens, and say, "NO".Why?  

It’s a shake down.

There's more ways to collect rent then you can shake a stick at.

And people wonder why rest of world just shakes their head at Americans, you act like Tweens and make as much sense.