If you start doing things like this, you’ll be receiving calls for a plugged toilet, replacing batteries at 3 am in a smoke alarm, a noisy neighbor, etc.

I had to explain that while they were noisy and ugly as sin, they posed no threat to humans.

Have noisy friends hanging around on the front stoop?  

They'd much rather have you take care of noisy neighbors, and fix things when they're broken. 

Mitigation work is messy and noisy.

I'd rather rent a nice 3 bedroom house in town and get two roommates than buy an RV to put on my parents lawn an hour outside of town.Also, just because you live in a college town doesn't mean all apartments are going to be noisy. 

We do not advertise the open house with yardsigns or balloons since we dont want noisy neighbors traipsing through, just online. 

Now days we need to look at Macro Economics and grand scheme of things, rather than worry about 1 or 2 deals.  

Is the extra dog noisy? 

Would you rather buy a building with 6 or 8 twenty year old, noisy, rusty furnaces or the same building with a newer cast iron boiler?