I once had a young woman view our smallest house and then tell me her employment was as a cocktail waitress at one of our local strip clubs. 

Waitress? 

I do not endorse or suggest any other course but his....like I said I have seen them all because I am a constant student and I have yet to see anything better...Ultimately, do not be a professional student or like a college grad who spent 4 years getting a degree to only wind up a waiter or waitress, because you do not apply what you learned.

Only ones with out a job are waitresses really.

I asked my stock broker friends to let me know when the bartenders, waitresses, and strippers start bring in their tips to put in the market, (happens just before a crash) and they all think we are getting close.  

From my narrow point of view of Ventura County millennials that aren't in tech or a liberal waitress, any young person with a good head on their shoulders will be packing up and leaving soon. 

"Many people profited from the crisis in our country," says Raquel Teles, 29, heading to her job as a waitress on Madrid's Gran Via avenue.

Bandit signs (your city may be strict and take them down, put them up when city workers are not working and put them in front of a Church,Walmart or any other high traffic area because you will want full exposure) Craigslist ads (Be very consistent with these, 1-2 a week) Business cards (Very very beneficial if you give these to waiters or waitresses or people you know and give them a nice referral fee.

Its best that you bring a few dollars in cash so we do not drive the waiter/waitress crazy with splitting the bill multiple ways.

I felt so bad for the waitress I left my normal tip and gave her 10 bucks for the French dude.. :) ...