The "guest" caused all sorts of problems, fought with his baby momma all the time which disturbed other tenants etc.  

I bought my Dad a storage facility that operates at a 10 cap on it's cash basis shortly (two months) after that first meeting with Marco's Momma. 

Including myself as I'm about to foreclose on someone who used to work for me and I viewed like a surrogate son to me.

There is an old saying a friend of mine says, "If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy".

Momma will be close and you won't have to spend as much since houses in CA are insane. 

we buy houses"  i buy houses" "cash for house" "my momma buy houses" "@Brandon Turner buys houses"Whatever you want to call it. strive to perform and get the job done...And send me those leads guys...

Personally I find it amusing to post an eviction notice on a home with a new car in the drive and batter-powered vehicles for the kids in the driveway while momma texts daddy with her $200 nails and $200 hairdo that some A-hole is at the house. 

, his entire life will be working as hard as possible to bring home enough to pay, pay, pay, pay the pain away.And he'll realize his entire life has gone to fund this golddigger's dream of living an Instagram-worthy life, of proving to her mother that she's just as much of a successful upper-middle-class golddigger as Momma ever was.That's when he'll start the desperate affair (if there's only one) that will lead to him shooting himself in the head in a hotel room one fine day.

I live at home with momma and papa bear which has allowed me to save money.

It's great if you need to get a message to a tenant but don't want to get stuck listening to a tenant for twenty minutes about how tough the economy/job market/baby momma problems are