That's a nursing pillow... which is why this went from gross/shocking to heartbreaking for me. 

Heartbreaking stuff :(And I agree that introducing yourself as "Hi, I'm Bob, I run crappy apartments for people that can't get anything better" isn't the best way to make a positive impression.  

If someone does…you may spend much more in the long run than what it would have taken to get everything permits, etc.I appreciate you sharing your situation and I hope you’ll find an opportunity to rectify it.My heart breaks…

Your on a solid game-plan to heart-break and possible bankruptcy.

These types of situations happen all the time and it's heartbreaking.

Here is my thing folks... when I experience heart break I am my own worse enemy as my sister Kimber puts it.

My heart breaks for those that got duped by these guys and I know many of them.

It's heartbreaking.

Thank you for pointing out there are limitations-as you can imagine there are so many heartbreaking stories of people all over Florida being sold a property only to find out 1. they can't rent it for short-term and 2. getting slapped with a ridiculously (and IMO criminal) fine! 

I have used credit card services in my other business and have found it heart breaking when after we get the money through the credit card transactions we have to pay the fees, and each week is like a few hundred dollars (a few thousand dollars total all year) and you're thinking wtf this is not worth it!