Be a good community player.  

This is why I'm establishing a maintenance schedule system now to help prevent this from happening again, as in the end, it was my fault.

I feel like this would be a really hard market to try to break into as postlets.com is owned by Zillow and they are a major player in real estate. 

No representations can be made on how any court in any state or federal, will interpret the regulations or apply them, and that said interpretation or application will be different from this analysis of the law.Therefore, there is no guarantee that relying on this analysis will prevent governmental or civil actions against the lender/seller.

I would probably do the chimney liner and cap to prevent water from getting into places it shouldn't which could lead to more damage. 

I also do have an in with the football coaches at two of the universities at which I am looking at, so IF I HAD TO, I could stick a group of football players in there, with the coach on speed dial.

It prevents problems down the road and helps you avoid fair housing issues.

I simply take over the deed/note, start making payments on behalf of the seller and have conditions/exit strategies in place just in case the due on sales clause (DOS) clause is exercised to prevent the original seller from facing a financial crisis if it defaults.

I write poker theory and am a very good player and I believe that I can make enough playing poker to cover our expenses while we are traveling and this will free up my retirement checks to be invested in more real estate.

Yes @Jay Hinrichs the biggest Oz players should have all gone to jail for what they did to their own clients.