The funniest thing I've ever seen....

[Matt H]

Okay you wanna laugh....

This is a true story....

I was about 12 years old. It was a sunday afternoon I was Downtown. Hardly nothing was open and no one was around. I was headed home, but I needed to take a **** like really bad!!! I was looking around and getting more and more desperate. Finally I saw the subway entrance and thought that there must be a bathroom down there. So I went down into the subway, but no bathroom. At that point I just had to go. There was no one in the subway station. I looked around and saw an elevator. So I went into the elevator closed the door and proceeded to take a massive **** on the elevator floor. Ahhh what a releaf! Then I proceeded to piss all over the elevator floor as well. I started getting my pants up and the elevator started "going up". It was going up to street level and I was going that way anyway.

So get this....

The elevator gets to the top. The door opens and to my shock there was about 5 people waiting to get on. They let me off first as is what typically happens, and I started quickly walking away and then running.

Now here's the kicker....

I looked back as I was running away and all 5 people "got on the elevator" and proceeded to take it down to the underground subway!

Can you imagine? LOL Like I was laughing so hard it's no even funny! I can't even imagine what might have happened. And it was a small elevator. People stepping in it, people looking around at each other funny...."did you let wind? did you let wind?". LOL

So the next time you get in an elevator be sure to look down first.