Tips on TV remotes and screened patios?

[Frank Borzen]

I am sure many of you have crossed these bridges before:

How do you keep track of TV remotes? We constantly have guests misplacing them, losing them, putting them in the wrong rooms. Very frustrating and I do not know what to do besides wire them to furniture.

We are in Florida and screened porches are like gold. The issue is that the screens are constantly being poked out and damaged. We are required to have our door handles up high and kids are constantly jumping up and punching the screens while trying to open the door.

Any thoughts or recommendations would be appreciated.