Anyone have recommendations on tax specialist in the upstate of SC? I'm looking for someone who can help me screw the government(legally of course) out of as much of my money as possible. All kidding aside, I feel like all of the tax preparers I have used just wanted my documentation and wanted to put it all together on their spreadsheet instead of explaining how I can save this year and in the future. 

In my 9 to 5 job I work heavily with OSHA and EPA rules, and I could do a great job of advising people/companies what those government agencies have written, what they actually mean by what is written, how they would verify if you violated the law, and what liberties you may be able to take in certain "gray" areas. Basically I need someone who could do this for me with regards to taxes instead of just asking something like "do you have have deductions", and not explain common things people deduct or ways you can structure a business to deduct more(like make me wife a part time employee so our meals at restaurants are business expenses). That last part was just an example, and I don't know if it would even work, but you get the idea. 

Any recommendations?