Investor / Broker · Brooklyn, NY · Member since 2016 · 665 posts · 1k+ votes
I'm sure we all heard a lot of quotes or sayings from another Investor that you thought was the dumbest thing you have heard!
I'm sure this will help others because you can learn a lot from those quotes!
Here is a few:
- I had a GUT feeling this family will work out just fine! (Never did Tenant Screening, 2 years later, eviction)
- Why would I want to buy that Property when I need a car?! (10 years later, the house appreciated by approximately $800k and the Car is worthless)
- OH! Real Estate is EASY, I can do it with my eyes closed! (2 years after getting his License, never sold a property).
- Sure, I'll put her mail in her Crack! (ok... this one is a bit raunchy, but was said innocently by my partner! He got mail from a tenant that moved across the street and he mean't to put her mail through the crack of her door! We were just dying laughing when he said it that way!)
Let's hear yours and make a few BP Investors smile!
Gilbert, AZ · Member since 2017 · 119 posts · 101 votes
9y
My friend who really wants to be a real estate investor came up to me with this fun little back and forth.
Her - "I just went under contract for my first Investment property... Can you run the numbers for me?" - Strike 1
Me - "Uhh you didn't run any numbers before putting an offer?"
Her - "My Realtor told me it was a good deal" - Strike 2
Me - "I repeat... You didn't run the numbers before putting an offer in?"
Meanwhile, I plug in the numbers to my spreadsheet and see that she is going to be about 300 cashflow NEGATIVE
Me - "This is a terrible deal. You will be cash flow negative immediately and this area will not be appreciating very much anytime soon (an area that is in decline)"
Her - "But they're paying down the principal, so I'm ok with it being cash flow negative because they're paying for it." - Strike 3
Mind you, this is in Arizona where if you DO look, you can find decent properties. Not all will be homeruns, but definitely cash flow positive... Also, I sent her my spreadsheet that has all the information she needs. She just had to plug in like 4 numbers.
Luckily, she found a few major problems with the inspection so she backed up.
Gilbert, AZ · Member since 2017 · 119 posts · 101 votes
9y
My friend who really wants to be a real estate investor came up to me with this fun little back and forth.
Her - "I just went under contract for my first Investment property... Can you run the numbers for me?" - Strike 1
Me - "Uhh you didn't run any numbers before putting an offer?"
Her - "My Realtor told me it was a good deal" - Strike 2
Me - "I repeat... You didn't run the numbers before putting an offer in?"
Meanwhile, I plug in the numbers to my spreadsheet and see that she is going to be about 300 cashflow NEGATIVE
Me - "This is a terrible deal. You will be cash flow negative immediately and this area will not be appreciating very much anytime soon (an area that is in decline)"
Her - "But they're paying down the principal, so I'm ok with it being cash flow negative because they're paying for it." - Strike 3
Mind you, this is in Arizona where if you DO look, you can find decent properties. Not all will be homeruns, but definitely cash flow positive... Also, I sent her my spreadsheet that has all the information she needs. She just had to plug in like 4 numbers.
Luckily, she found a few major problems with the inspection so she backed up.
I heard this somewhere about forty years ago. It was repeated by several people. Even at ten years old, I knew it was wrong.
"Real estate always goes up."
Statistically speaking, this is true. Individual markets, neighborhoods, blocks or houses, may not. But in a general, statistical sense, this isn't necessarily wrong.
Rental Property Investor · Denver · Member since 2017 · 121 posts · 121 votes
9y
A friend:
"I'm going to buy a 2bd apt in SF for $1.3M"
Me: is that a good investment?
"Even if the market doesn't go up it's not going down here any time soon."
Me, not vocalized quite as strong:
Until the startup bubble bursts and your salary decreases by $75k + housing prices tank. Even if it doesn't your entire living savings have now been used to purchase a massive liability that you need to put more much more money than rent into each month.
I heard this somewhere about forty years ago. It was repeated by several people. Even at ten years old, I knew it was wrong.
"Real estate always goes up."
Statistically speaking, this is true. Individual markets, neighborhoods, blocks or houses, may not. But in a general, statistical sense, this isn't necessarily wrong.
I am from a computer science/technology/business/education background. I put a premium on precise wording. If someone says "always" but it's actually not all the time, then it's not always. If the people back then had said "in general" or "usually" then I wouldn't have had anything to post forty years later. Alas, they said it dogmatically as always, and they placed no qualifiers on it as you did.
Just like if someone said "Postage always stays the same or goes up." Wrong. They had a rare decrease recently.