Let Me Unclog Your Toilet

Let Me Unclog Your Toilet

Rental Property Investor · Victoria TX / Portland, OR · Member since 2019 · 94 posts · 96 votes

When I hear someone who says real estate is not for them because they don't want to have to unclog a toilet, I inwardly laugh. Sometimes outwardly. You see these people who wake up at 6am and work until 4 or 5, talk about how they hate their job, about how their boss sucks, about how crummy the pay is.

Yet, they wake up every day and they repeat. And they repeat. And they repeat.

They are comfortable with that lifestyle even though they want more. That lifestyle brings them a paycheck every month. It's as certain as you can expect.

Real estate, on the other hand, brings with it uncertainty. A lot is at stake. 

But, for those who say they avoid real estate because they don't want to unclog a toilet, I want them to think about that for a moment. How long does it take to unclog a toilet? Usually it's just a minute or two. Ten minutes, on the upper end. If you have a rental property that brings in $300 bucks a month after expenses and you have to unclog a toilet once a month and it takes ten minutes, you just got paid $300 for ten minutes of your time. Of course I'm not including time to go to the property, etc., but my point is that people will work 30 hours to make $300 before taxes, yet they don't want to do real estate because they don't want to unclog a toilet.

Now, we could go into detail about how it's a miasma of other reasons as well, but if you're saying that you don't want to get into real estate because of clogged toilets, then really you're just using that as an excuse to mask your fear. Why not just say, Real estate isn't for me? Oftentimes people just don't have the mindset to handle the responsibilities associated with running rental properties, and there is nothing wrong with that. You have to figure out what works for you.

But for me, I will gladly unclog a toilet if it means I get paid $300 a month for it.

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Joe SplitrockPro Member
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Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
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It takes me no time to unclog a toilet because I have a plumber do it.  People misunderstand business because they think like employees. 

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  • Joe SplitrockPro Member
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    Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
    6y

    It takes me no time to unclog a toilet because I have a plumber do it.  People misunderstand business because they think like employees. 

  • Rental Property Investor · Colorado Springs, CO · Member since 2018 · 682 posts · 729 votes
    6y
    Originally posted by @Joe Splitrock:

    It takes me no time to unclog a toilet because I have a plumber do it.  People misunderstand business because they think like employees. 

     This is spot on, it's the same line of thinking as someone who is handy thinking that means they should buy rental properties. 

    @Daniel A 

    To the original point, even for those landlords who do want to do everything themselves you're right in that it's certainly more passive than a full time job. The reality is, most people who make those kinds of excuses simply do not want to put in any time/effort or be uncomfortable, even for a short time. They'd rather continue working a job they don't like than have any sort of inconvenience/difficulty/discomfort, like many employees. 

  • Investor · Columbus, OH · Member since 2017 · 861 posts · 1k+ votes
    6y
    I do everything myself except get anywhere near poo, lift heavy things, get on tall ladders, or anything else gross. Just too many people willing to do those things for much cheaper than i would want to do them for. The rest I do mostly because otherwise i would just sit around getting bored and fat.
  • Rental Property Investor · Minneapolis, MN · Member since 2016 · 214 posts · 132 votes
    6y

    @Daniel A.

    I get your point and think it’s solid. I saw the title and chuckled, because it’s one of my favorite points when discussing my lease and landlord/tenant responsibilities.

    It usually goes something like this:

    “I do most of your service requests. Water is important. I want to know the instant you notice water where it shouldn’t be or no water where it should be. But I won’t plunge your toilet. Backups are on you. It’s in the lease.”

    I’ll pay a router to come out to a property once per year if needed, but I’ve only had to do it twice so far.

  • Rental Property Investor · Erie, PA · Member since 2015 · 1k+ posts · 2k+ votes
    6y

    I have in my lease that toilet and drain clogs are the responsibility of the tenant. 

    If they make the clog they must deal with it. And due to this fact they're careful not to clog.

  • Bob NortonPro Member
    Accountant · Slidell, LA · Member since 2019 · 382 posts · 272 votes
    6y

    When my properties need repair, I point and write checks.  Saves a lot of time.

    I also have clauses in my leases that the tenant is responsible for minor maintenance, like @Karl B.

  • Investor · Malakoff, TX · Member since 2017 · 2k+ posts · 2k+ votes
    6y

    I wish more people would think that way. Less competition for me!

  • Rental Property Investor · East Wenatchee, WA · Member since 2014 · 10k+ posts · 16k+ votes
    6y
    Originally posted by @Joe Splitrock:

    It takes me no time to unclog a toilet because I have a plumber do it.  People misunderstand business because they think like employees. 

     What?  By the time you've called the plumber to call the tenant to schedule the repair then get the invoice then pay the invoice then categorize the invoice to deduct it as a maintenance item for your taxes takes no time? 

    I haven't had to unclog a toilet in years, but would take care of it in less time than writing this.  I tell all tenants at move-in "there's the shut-off valve. Shut it off and call me after a reasonable time during biz hours if you need me."

    I get what the OP is saying though.   We all get flooded with tenant horror stories when they figure out we do rentals.  I just chuckle and carry on, telling them to send the next poor schmuck stuck with a rental they don't want to me. 

  • Joe SplitrockPro Member
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    Rental Property Investor · Sioux Falls, SD · Member since 2015 · 9k+ posts · 18k+ votes
    6y
    Originally posted by @Steve Vaughan:
    Originally posted by @Joe Splitrock:

    It takes me no time to unclog a toilet because I have a plumber do it.  People misunderstand business because they think like employees. 

     What?  By the time you've called the plumber to call the tenant to schedule the repair then get the invoice then pay the invoice then categorize the invoice to deduct it as a maintenance item for your taxes takes no time? 

    I haven't had to unclog a toilet in years, but would take care of it in less time than writing this.  I tell all tenants at move-in "there's the shut-off valve. Shut it off and call me after a reasonable time during biz hours if you need me."

    I get what the OP is saying though.   We all get flooded with tenant horror stories when they figure out we do rentals.  I just chuckle and carry on, telling them to send the next poor schmuck stuck with a rental they don't want to me. 

     Fair enough. I really don't get many clogged toilets. Tenants know they need to use a plunger. Issues like this get corrected over the phone for the most part. Last clogged toiled I had required a drain auger and lead to a $6000 main sewer line repair due to tree roots.

    The point I was trying to make is people get hung up on "clogged toilets" and never invest, not understanding that you don't have to fix every problem yourself. 

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