It seems like the bureaucracy and box checking for a loan like that would be a huge red flag for a seller.

I would take it off, maybe put a flower box there, or nothing at all. 

You can live in a home that is owned by an LLC, but there are very specific tax and legal boxes you should check before going that route.

It didn't take long for the attorneys in the room to figure out that this meant an appropriate holding period could be anything from 2 days (Dec 31 - Jan 1) up to 760 days (a full two years.So in their desire to get more tax dollars in the coffers the IRS opened the pandoras box of having to use "intent" as the guiding standard and how you demonstrate that intent. 

When I did my research, it checked all my boxes.

SO it kind of checks 3 boxes  down payments are smaller at that price point. 

Hans Box with Old Capital LendingMike Holly at Schertz BankReynold Toepfer with ARC multifamily

I like your outside the box thinking here. 

He could have other income like uhaul, boxes, etc that he could be selling.

Hinges & drawer hardware are easy to adjust.No concerns with durability with either the boxes or doors/drawers.