Remove the all caps stuff. 

We don't touch that type of stuff just like you underwrite Self-storage and certain properties do not work for A,B,C reason.

I always run worst case scenario numbers for my own stuff, but give a fair but not overly conservative underwriting schedule to the lenders.

A bottle of this stuff (Taurus SC Termiticide) is less than $50 and can apparently treat pests up to 10 years. 

Indeed, both the Riviera Maya and Puerto Vallarta are two of the very best international retirement and holiday destinations when it comes to capital gains and rental income.The development I’m working on in Puerto Vallarta will be great for people in your situation because our buyers in a similar situation will not only be able to buy today for much less than in the future, we will also offer them financing while they’re still working, which they normally can’t get in Mexico and certainly not at a decent interest rate.

Also, as another poster noted the loan amount does fall below the $250,000 threshold, so the bank can do it internally whether the bank wants to, as it’s a tricky asset, is up to them.  

@Christopher Butterstone Here’s a good article that will pretty much explain most the stuff you’d want to know in an easy to understand way: Real Estate 101: How Rental Properties Are TaxedAnything beyond what this article covers, or unique to your specific situation, and it’s probably best to consult a personal tax professional. 

A lot learned about using eviction aggressively when needed.The facts:Tenant wanted to leave, gives me '30 day' notice, then says they are leaving in 4 days, then moves out.Tenant wanted security deposit before they move out.Tenant has been model up to this point, communicating, handling turnover, cleaning, pays on time, etc.Police were called prior to my arrival by other tenant and they were told to put my property back.I show up on property unannounced and some of my property tenant knows is mine is still moved next to the door with their moving boxes.Tenant says to my face they were going to take my stuff in case I didn't give them their deposit back?!

& wear steel toe shoes with tarsal protection, when a section of that stuff drops it hurts.

For the other stuff Vacancy low, property management low, capex REALLY low.