Not saying its impossible, I dont think anything is impossible.

What I mean by proxy presence is having that person that can do the activities you'd need to be there in person for (for example: show homes, meet contractors, inspect repair work, help in insurance claims situations, etc).This proxy presence that seems most crucial, also seems incredibly impossible to find!

To say the least these people were impossible and I was happy to see them go. 

I personally steer clear of 100 year old houses for rental for several reasons.  1) They are almost impossible to keep in compliance with the building code regulations. 2) If you make they really pretty you can get them rented pretty easily, but if they don't have insulations - and most of them don't - tenants will not be able to keep up with the utility bills and will move at the end of the first lease. 3) Lots of times houses that old are also in flood zones.

It just seems all the "Rules of Thumb" i.e. 50% rule or 1% rule found in the Bigger Pockets books are nearly impossible to find in a market like Denver. 

It just seems all the "Rules of Thumb" i.e. 50% rule or 1% rule found in the Bigger Pockets books are nearly impossible to find in a market like Denver.

We would have just rented in Beaverton but it is impossible to rent with 3 dogs.  

Impossible to make money in those conditions .

It's that classic layout that's close to impossible to reconstruct with new developments.

It is next to impossible to contact Mario or anyone else at the so-called company who can assist us.