@Jordan Moorhead more so I would ideally still like to find a MFH to house hack and to start my RE journey... but I just kind of want to get an idea from someone who’s had multiple SFH (bonus if they’ve completed BRRRR method) in the area and just pick their brain.

Account Closed Multiple buildings on a single parcel is very common, but does not fit into the State Farm box very well.Other insurance carriers write a single policy with 9 buildings listed. 

It usually happens over the decades when a locality upgrades a computer system and/or they change their parcel number scheme and it slips through the cracks so to speak... or on lots that have been held for a very long time, ie pre-computers... there are these 1/8th, quarter or half lots that are basically not "buildable" on their own... they are thought of as attached to the parcel next to it that usually does have a structure of some kind, but they are taxed separately. 

I’m kind of the living stereotype of someone that’s profoundly mediocre, but saves more than he earns and invests the difference over a period spanning years.

You didn't say what kind of investing...commercial?

There are endless ways to set this up, but the most common that I see is a 1-3% acquisition fee, 1-3% asset management fee, 6-9% preferred return and 60-80% of the ownership equity to the limited partners. 

@Wes Blackwell Great points and I tend to agree with you from a common sense persepctive.

They do these kind of loans all the time.  

@Scott Anderson In NYC we have employees who take out the garbage weekly and clean the building halls and common areas frequently so I expected something similar for these apartment buildings.

I am kind of getting discouraged but I don't want to give up.