By this point the automated system (The Work Number and whatever the company uses internally) has already failed, so I require them to give me a specific name/phone/email of an actual human person that can confirm their employment and look up their last 2 years as well as YTD compensation and complete the relevant Fannie Mae written verification of employment form.

Melissa, you've ignored my questions about cap rates.Also what you said about taxes above is absurd!

Mold reactions in humans are very similar to other environmental allergic reactions.

So empathy with them - the sale was beyond their control.It's possible to be a relentless asset manager and a human being at the same time.Best to you!

There is also a page they sign that says they are out in 24 hours if there is any drug activity, and another stating if they want to grow their own medical marijuana (legal here) then they have to get their own liability insurance.Things I added include that the tenant is responsible for replacing light bulbs within their unit, they are responsible for clogged drains and my use drano, replacing a missing smoke detector will be $50, no flushing things other than human waste and toilet paper- no flushable wipes specifically.  

The tenant may recover the actual and reasonable cost of that other housing which is in excess of the amount of rent which is abated.Elsewhere in Clark County, NV codes:"Life-safetysystems" means, without limitation, electrical, plumbing, heating, ventilating, air conditioning, emergency lighting, audio and visual signals, fire sprinklers, smoke detectors, fire walls, and means of egress required by law for the protection of human life and safety.So, the fact of the matter is, most people do live without A/C, however your municipality, and building codes will determine whether or not you are required to provide such services, and what remediation the tenant has and what duties the landlord is liable for.

Seems the original guys girlfriend had a couple, the brother had at least one, his girlfriend had two and the original guy who contacted me said he had two and they lived with the ex-wife but once they saw how nice this house was he was sure they'd want to live here too.At this point it was hard to keep a straight face talking to this herd  of humans but I did manage to ask them where they were currently residing. 

He is a human being, you even met his daughter.Talk to your lawyer.

 ( I am a human , I work outside in 100 degree weather  it works for me)  I have never seen anything in landlord/tenant law that says a house has to be fit and cozy for a dog .   

If a drug dealer tenant locks a dog in the kitchen 24/7 and the dog freaks out because she's trapped and alone and tries to claw her way out, what you have is a human problem, not a dog problem.