But the policy documents list us, the owners, as occupants and instead of just coverage from the walls in, essentially, also cover our personal property, as if we lived there.

Essentially saying, I'll sell you the building that are on my land.Is this more common than I think?

Essentially, taking out a 2nd mortgage to get to +90% LTV for one year or so.

I don't like that my tenants car leaks oil on the driveway. 

I am paying thousands of dollars for these vacant buildings for water, gas, electricity, oil, insurance, taxes, sanitation etc.

We've currently got, which I can imagine most others do, the mechanical timer where the lights will come on at a certain time and off at a certain time.What we'd love to do is have essentially is a timer that measures natural light and comes on and off when there is low light.

Essentially every deal I analyze has low or negative cash flow.

or if their loan committee would (essentially) start from scratch.

that's incorrect about Michigan - only primary homes are part of essential insurance where breeds cannot be banned only surcharged - for rental properties breeds can 100% cause denial of coveragesAlso - these "surcharges" are basically bans anyway as they're massive 

That essentially allows a contract to be voided by either lawyer for essentially any reason (Commonly around 3 days).