@Martin StevensMartin,I am not a lawyer and you need legal advice, so take all of this with a grain of salt.

In the last two months I have had issues with bats,  squirrels, spray paint, mail theft (leading to a turn over), etc. 

Or when I evicted the drug dealer he screwed the doors shut and blacked out all the windows with spray paint.

This is my first reply on BiggerPockets so take it with a grain of salt.

Enough with the salt in the wounds, sounds like you're making a great first step to getting those paid off and starting something to give you real independence -- best of luck!

i.e. in Phoenix, Tucson, Denver, Sacramento, Bakersfield, Salt lake?

Also, I read somewhere that a toilet, when flushed, sprays a super-fine mist of toilet water on everything.

I am David and I work in advertising in Seattle and Salt Lake City and split my time.

And the negative gearing is never for any longer than 12 months and I always have a plan as to how I will stabilize the asset and create strong positive CF.Between the stocks and the negative gearing the game encourages speculation - we should all take this with a grain of salt when transferring the rationale to real life.

Is the Salt Cellar restaurant still open there?