Its short and simple straight from my hands to paper.

For any big dips you can try and level with sheets of tar paper, or if you're so inclined you can try and level as best you can in areas with cement-all (found at home depot).

Here's a "Tweetable":Verbal leases are not worth the paper they're written on.

From my understanding when you sign the papers you are stating that you intend to make this your permanent residence.

To me the only exception would be if they clogged drains by flushing paper towels or damage caused by abuse like punching a wall.Guess what happens when her sink starts leaking next....she doesn't want to get hit up for $100 and let's it drip drip drip and now a small repair could be thousands in damage.

The deposit cards and online payments reduced our trips moving paper by about 80% over a 12 month period.

Those deals that look good on paper often get pushed to investors from the Bay Area that don't know any better.

They do look great on paper. 

that had the skinniest neck ever and we had to throw it out cause it was always getting clogged up with paper, and the cheap glacier bay toilet neck seemed wider and gave no problems since.

They do several RE transactions a year and look good on paper.