the same thing as I do when people tell me they don't like my }insert favorite foreign make vehicle rag here{ Toyota truck.....nothing.

The reason for this is that trials with just a judge happen quicker; if they ask for a jury trial, it gets scheduled a few weeks from now, which may not be what you want.I have a clause that says that any vehicles kept at the house have to be licensed and insured, and if one becomes inoperable, it has to either be put in the garage or removed from the premises within a reasonable amount of time. 

Has anyone been in the same boat, and can give pointers on starting out with no vehicle?

After stringing us along for more than 2 months, requesting the same info 4+ times and requiring at the last minute that we get a larger loan to payoff our vehicles, at closing they dropped the bomb that we had to get almost COMPLETELY out of debt to close this loan!

I am also a mechanic and i learned years ago that is a but for every seat, because I've seen a lot vehicles and say who would drive that thing and someone always does.

What do their vehicles look like (clean/trashed/etc)?  

A better question might be, why am I investing in an After-Tax vehicle that I can't touch until I retire instead of investing my money in something that I CAN CONTROL, and that also defers capital gains tax (via a 1031 exchange)?

I need to understand your question better about that, an RV and mobile homes are treated as vehicles in Florida, so you wouldn't have a mortgage.

Having said that, the LLC isn't the primary vehicle that offers you protection. 

You may decide that a rental property is the best asset/vehicle, or you may do research and decide that something else is the best for you.