But, in case  this is mere unjustified ego (I DOUBT it)... if I one day suddenly disappear... you know what must have happened... unless I really graduated to God status, and then I am going leave this rotten place and play with all your lives and miseries!

What is the rental occupancy status and the rent? 

Tenant gave another story/excuse claiming a "guest's" dog was just visiting for 3 days and is gone-gone this time.

There's a podcast here, can't remember who the guest is, but he estimated that it's maybe 1 in 10,000.There's one possible exception.

Technically my General Contractor  status is a result of pulling my own permits for the properties I own in Cleveland heights from the 44112 to 44118 zip codes as well one right up Warrensville Center Road,  I know exactly where your property is located, close to the shopping center with a Wal-Mart, TJ Max etc. 

You are three feet from gold. 

Would like to get a prospective on how much your cleaning service charges after each guest stay.

Besides the things you learn from it, they ask the guest to suggest a RE book after each episode.

Guests can use an app or just punch in a code.2.

To be able to secure more bookings when you aren't staying there,  I would caution against buying a place that is too far north along the east shore, many guests here like to be close to the action (Heavenly,  Casinos, the city of south lake)