Since I'm House hacking, that means I pretty much see my tenant on the other side daily... my job and the activities I engage it don't call for me to DRESS in business casual so it kinda forces me to dress more so athletic, (joggers, vans, basketball ball shorts, snapback hats etc) every now and then when I can I'll dress up with some chinos and a polo.

You did pretty good by my eye if you wanna dress them up a little more, do some more staging.

Unless these are unraveled all of this window dressing won't matter.  

If you guys have any advice on how to dress this it would be highly appreciated.

Get dressed and drive 3 miles to the gym4.

John:We typically get rough hemlock and {partially} dress it ourselves.  

Just a week ago I had an inspection done from RHIP. two officers dressed as SWAT team with bulletproof vests visited my property and checked if my property is in good condition. since I did major remodeling one year ago, they had minor remarks, (but it still costed me $800 for their visit), here is my thoughts video: https://youtu.be/fScVegQ4cto?

I hadn’t noticed this, but she had all of her million stupid little dresses on the stupid little velvet hangers all hanging on one side because she didn’t want the door to touch them for some reason.

Lots of "say yes to the dress" for me though......

Allowing pets has also led to some significant mishaps and disturbances.Best remedy for preventing cats from pooping in the flower beds: lay down chicken wire under the top dressing... cats will scratch once and leave it alone, as it catches their claws, but doesn't hurt them.