The rest of the neediness and lack of consideration I get annoyed at and try to manage but the door opening drives me nuts, costs me money, and I don't think is welcome by other tenants.

Your average Real Estate attorney will look at you like you are nuts, you need a securities attorney.

@Russell Brazil I have seen what you are talking about, but my issue is when you click on the listing it just shows up as "this listing has been removed" from airbnb

Hi Noah,I can share a bit of my experience with you since I'm doing something kind of similar and I have a vaguely similar background, banking in emerging markets (in particular but not exclusively Latin America), which included emerging markets risk analysis.While I could invest in land because a) it is very speculative, b) it doesn't produce any cash flows, c) you cannot borrow against it and d) this is not were the money is.Instead, I buy condos well below market value to rent them short term in countries like Mexico, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Spain, Portugal or Greece.

It's kinda driving me nuts, because I feel like I am doing the math right, until I get to the end . . .

I am making too much of this but it drives me nuts not to know. 

I believe it is a flat tax of $15 for all new bikes purchased, adult size I think.I drive uber for a while in Portland, bike riders were my biggest fear, they are nuts.

Finally I served her a thirty day notice, she went nuts.

Let's focus on creating a cash flow asset instead of a for sale productYou're a tough nut ... we presently sell tenants storage boxes:but I suppose I could try to rent them ;-)

Just remember, it would have been very easy for them to say, "OK", renew the lease, renew it again when it comes up in the spring/summer, and then just bail on you next October.By trying to work a solution a year in advance, they are, if not doing you a favor exactly, doing better by you than they could have.ME: *WHACK* (Kick you as hard as I can in the nuts)You: *Gasping for air*ME: You should be thanking me, I could have stabbed you.Again on a practical level you are correct that they could have screwed her over even more, but I can't get over how you condone and almost seem to admire these people's behavior.Yes they could be worse but that doesn't mean they aren't jerks that are knowingly trying to screw her over.