Cost to install a new tap is 10K, and there are other costs, so I am guessing the total cost to remedy the situation is about $15-20K.

I have no savings or 401k to tap. I

Some of my photos include launches or the Space Center, and I have goofy write up material such as “There is a lot of activity at the Space Coast Launch Pad as we prepare for your arrival…” and I give directions on what to do upon “re-entry” such as take out the trash.  

Account Closed - do you have any other equity in any other vehicles that you can tap?  I

I can't seam to find the events tap?I

Enough desk space to place a note pad, a coffee cup and whatever miscellaneous stuff someone may need (for me, it's 2 different pairs of eyeglasses).

With the little cashflow in my Virginia homes I wouldn't really be able to pull equity out of those without going into negative cashflow on them (even though there's a good amount of equity to tap).  I

They do sell beer to go but no beers are on tap. I

How about an extra $20 to the junk guy to see if food in fridge is cold, water in tap is hot, and the stove burners light up?

You're going to need someone to get out there and start digging.Around here replacing a sewer line from house to tap is anywhere from about $4000 to $8000.