Highest rates, highest fees,....and with them being based in Detroit, they dont have the expertise to navigate local idiosyncrasies in the underwriting process, and they will write a preapproval for a corpse who has no chance of closing.  

This helps to weed out a lot of the people using lenders who will write a preapproval for a corpse. 

The only way it could have been worse would been if it had taken an HP Lovecraft "The Rats In the Wall" sort of direction.Could you have found a perennially broke alcoholic or two to handle the roach corpse cleanup?

I was happy with the find but my spouse freaked out and was convinced someone had left God only knows what (drugs, a corpse) in there.

The thing that gets to me is when Slobbo start piling up his Amazon boxes right next to the boiler or furnace, or his crap blocks access to the electric service panel.Slobbo always looks like he has profoundly special needs when you point it out to him, staring back at you with less expression than a corpse's. 

In the interest of world class customer service, I got dressed, went over and squished the arachnid post haste then dispatched his little corpse down the drain.

The Fed raises the corpse of the dollar and dances it around every now and then to keep the party going.