I could SAY that I am pregnant, but being a 49 year old male makes that highly improbable.

The women was pregnant and the guy just started a new job at the post office, they said that God had blessed them and were thankful they had met me .

(which isn't so hypothetical when you realize it's happening by the thousands).Let's say you're a millennial in your late twenties living in your parent's basement in the Bay Area... and your girlfriend gets pregnant. 

I met a guy in Ecuador who was traveling the world for 2 years on a bike with his girlfriend who got pregnant in the beginning of their trip... 

One of the dangers of listening to a lot of personal finance advise shows is that you get conflicting advice, the advisor doesn't have experience with the personal issues you are facing (like pregnant wife/girlfriend, child with medical issues, irregular income, job might go on strike, etc...), or they really need to sell you something to pay their bills.

This is an urgent matter for an 8 month pregnant lady, for her brother and for the babies father.

It was not until very recently when my wife was pregnant with our second child that I decided I needed a contingency plan and I needed to do something more responsible than letting my money sit in a savings account.

The one I'm watching now even has a meth head dead-beat husband that left the purple-haired wife for her niece, and naturally the daughter is a pregnant teenager...Can't... stop... watching... so horrible...

You are already pregnant on this one, but here's a tip for the future.  

Put 11K of work into it (would have been 8K, but I lost control of the rehab for a bit b/c I was pregnant, got sick, and had to get another contractor to finish the job).