I am currently starting up a business in the fitness niche and trade currencies full time on the Forex market.

And "that" conversation isn't necessarily a bad one to have, depending on your tolerance for risk.VA has the lowest credit/income/asset standards paired with the best rates & no mortgage insurance, they compensate for this with the highest standards for the property of any traditional mortgage loan program.Depending on your risk tolerance, you may want to actually be willing to spend money putting BS band aids on the home post-appraisal and after you've got your conditional loan approval.

I have a pair of two-year-old twins myself. 

I have a contact in Greenville if you want a second pair of eyes on the deal.

Pair that with being a broke college student, and I've decided that creative financing is the best thing for me to learn at this stage!

Soros making another currency play.

As a condition to the purchase, you can push the problem onto the seller with"upon COE, the property is to be delivered vacant"[a].You also can require the seller to disclose not only the rent roll . . . but the currency of each tenant[b].Upon receipt of the disclosures, you can elect to recant[a].

I think the best way to learn is to pair up with a seasoned investor for your first few deals to help you gain some experience.

The older couple sounds like a pair who can't get their s**t together.  

We call these days "cheap money day," because the price of money is always measured using interest rate as the currency used to purchase that money.