So I have been calling around trying to get lists from title companies in Illinois (no lick as of yet) but was informed by all of them that they cannot do double closings unless the first transaction is escrowed, or they and the bank sign off.

In the Tampa Bay Area, the REO agents are just saying highest and best and sitting back licking their chops.

She also says that such provisions in leases require "adequate considerations," which my lease is not supported by, which doesn't appear to make a lick of sense (my lease is a standard MN lease pulled from Bigger Pockets).

When you get hungry enough, you might go to work instead of waiting weeks of licking stamps and sitting by your computer. 

If I say "Smart dog" or any other praise it will wag it's tail at me and want to be petted and licks my hand!

Then at home I maile merge, print, fold, stuff, lick, stamp and off they go!

If I don't clean my bunnies litter pans every other day in the summer, we know we have bunnies.Our bunnies cuddle nicely on our laps, and offer lots of kisses (licks), however when the little buggers chance to run loose in the house, we immediately run in terror for the cords on our sleep number bed.

I guess that could be the reason to lick all those envelopes and spend all that good cash on postage!

After that, insurance wouldn't pay and we decided to lick our wounds and move on instead of trying to break even on it What made you interested in investing in this type of deal?

Back in the days before self-adhesive stamps that you had to lick, there used to be a joke about a stamp commemorating prostitution, but I digress.I've actually found pre-printed window envelopes worked well for my business mailings, at least they did for a few years.